You Know You're A Diva If...

1. You always have a tough time deciding which tiara to don for dinner.

2. You never have enough closet space.

3. You could wear a different pair of shoes every day for a month and not repeat.

4. You have your manicurist on speed dial.

5. Your monthly makeup purchase pays the salaries of the Elizabeth Arden counter girls.

6. Bubbly doesn't mean a soak in Calgon, it means Kristal or Dom Perignon.

7. You realize one can never be too rich... but, darling, who wants to be too thin when there's Godiva?

8. You believe that diamonds are a girl's best friend and are far more fun to invest in than municipal bonds.

9. Your precious Muffy eats Beluga from a Waterford dish.

10. You abhor being called "ma'am." "Diva" will do just fine, thank you.